THE OYSTER SMACK - Your Premium Stay in Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex
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About the Hotel
The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, CM0 8HR,
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Near the waterfront
Great
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Loved by The Oyster Smack guests
Superb restaurant
Delicious Sunday lunch
Lovely room
Comfortable bed
Clean hotel
"The dinner was very nice, with ample food, well cooked and reasonably priced."
Susan from United Kingdom
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"Bar was lovely, very welcoming. Room was great, a bit cool when I arrived but there was a portable heater in the room."
Kirstie from United Kingdom
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"It was very quaint, restaurant had a lot of choice."
Kim from United Kingdom
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"Very comfortable bed, nice warm room."
Lindsay from United Kingdom
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"Ideal comfortable room, very clean, nice bathroom and shower."
John from United Kingdom
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Boutique riverside inn with Michelin-trained chef in Burnham-on-Crouch
Dining by a Michelin-Trained Chef
The on-site restaurant is led by a chef who has worked at Jamie Oliver's first restaurant and Gordon Ramsay's 3-Michelin-starred establishment. The menu blends Asian influences with British classics, using seasonal produce and daily specials. Guests can order kids' meals, special diet menus, and wine or champagne, with breakfast served in the room.
Chalet-Style Accommodations
Each room is individually designed and set in a chalet-style building separate from the main inn. Rooms include an en suite bathroom with free toiletries, a flat-screen TV, and tea and coffee making facilities with fresh milk. Some rooms are located in an outside building, offering a quieter stay.
Family and Pet-Friendly Stays
The hotel welcomes families with a dedicated children's menu and family rooms. Well-behaved dogs are allowed under the property's pet-friendly policy. Free street parking is available on site.
Riverside Setting & Local Explorations
The Oyster Smack sits just metres from the River Crouch, close to local sailing clubs and riverside paths. The coast at Southend is 25 miles away, and historic Colchester can be reached in less than an hour by car. London Liverpool Street station is just an hour away by train.
Unique Oyster Experience & Amenities
The hotel offers a unique oyster experience not commonly found in local hotels, served at the on-site bar. Free parking is provided, and 24-hour security with CCTV and smoke alarms is in place across the property. The inn dates back to the 1800s and retains its historic charm.
Highlights
Dining: Chef from Gordon Ramsay's 3-Michelin-starred kitchen
Rooms: Chalet-style individually designed rooms
Location: Riverside, 1 hour from London Liverpool Street
Family: Children's menu and pet-friendly policy
Experience: Unique oyster tasting at on-site bar
Added: Free parking and 24-hour security
“This establishment in Burnham-on-Crouch impresses with its accommodating staff and comfortable rooms, where daily housekeeping ensures a consistently pleasant stay. The on-site restaurant stands out for its well-executed meals, making it a convenient and satisfying choice for evening dining. Its proximity to river walks adds a welcome touch of local charm and exploration.”
James DavidEditor-in-Chief at Ukessex
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The Oyster Smack offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Classic Double Room
2 persons
12 m²
1 Double bed
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Deluxe Double Room
2 persons
16 m²
1 King-size bed
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Superior Double Room
2 persons
25 m²
1 King-size bed
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Facilities
The Oyster Smack offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Great
8.7/10Review score
General
No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Free parking
Off-site car park
Pets allowed
24-hour security
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Guest Parking
Electric kettle
Services
Welcome drink
Dining
In-room breakfast
Restaurant
Bar/ Lounge area
Special diet menus
Children
Cots
Children's menu
Room features
Heating
Bathroom
Free toiletries
Self-catering
Electric kettle
Media
Flat-screen TV
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Dining Onsite
The Oyster Smack Inn offers a delightful dining experience with a focus on British cuisine crafted from seasonal produce. With an atmosphere that caters to families, couples, and everyone in between, guests can enjoy a varied menu complemented by a cozy bar setting.
Restaurant #1
British
Ambiance
Family friendly, Modern, Romantic
Key Offerings
A diverse menu featuring seasonal specials and daily highlights. An on-site cocktail bar enhances the dining experience.
Reservation
Recommended
Lunch and Dinner
The Oyster Smack Location
The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, CM0 8HR,
Explore Burnham-on-Crouch
Local Highlights
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Riverside Park
7 minutes' walk
Scenic park with walking trails, picnic areas, and children's play spaces. Perfect for family outings or a leisurely stroll.
Mangapps Railway Museum
5 minutes' drive
Museum showcasing vintage trains and interactive exhibits. Offers a unique insight into railway history with special events throughout the year.
Wallasea Island
49 minutes' drive
Site for coastal wildlife conservation with scenic walking routes. Great for birdwatching and enjoying natural landscapes.
Waterfront Walk
13 minutes' walk
Leisurely waterside stroll ideal for families and couples, featuring beautiful views and spots to relax.
Thrillseekers Adventure Park
5 minutes' drive
Adventurous park offering go-karting and laser tag. A fun-filled experience for thrill-seekers of all ages.
Ground Coffee House
7 minutes' walk
Charming café specializing in organic coffee and artisan pastries. A relaxing spot perfect for solo travelers or friends.
Mehek Indian Restaurant
3 minutes' walk
Authentic Indian cuisine in a cozy setting. Popular for flavorful dishes and vegetarian options. Reservations recommended.
The Polash
5 minutes' walk
Casual dining with a menu featuring Indian favorites. Friendly atmosphere with takeaway options and gluten-free choices.
Sgt. Pepper's
5 minutes' walk
Lively bar and eatery with live music. Known for gourmet burgers and craft beers, making it a popular spot for evening outings.
Harbour Antiques and Georgian Tea Garden
5 minutes' walk
Charming tea garden offering a selection of teas and homemade cakes. Great for afternoon relaxation with family or friends.
Local Live Music Events
5 minutes' walk
Various venues near the hotel host regular live music nights, providing entertainment for all ages, from jazz to pop.
Getting around
City Centre
Burnham-on-Crouch 2 min · 100 m
Airports
London Southend (SEN) 57 min · 38 km
London Stansted (STN) 93 min · 61.6 km
Train
Burnham-on-Crouch Railway Station 8 min · 600 m
Bus
Bus stop 2 min · 100 m
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 14:00-21:00
Check-out
from 09:00-11:00
Guest Parking
Private parking is possible on site for free.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Breakfast
You can start your day with a full breakfast, which costs GBP8.95 per person per day.
Pets
Pets are allowed on request.
Number of rooms:
10
Reviews and Ratings
Feedback about The Oyster Smack from previous guests about their experience.
Review score
Based on 102 verified reviews
8.6 /10
Great
87 %
Recommend
Cleanliness
9.0/10
Comfort
8.9/10
Facilities
8.7/10
Free WiFi
9.0/10
Location
8.8/10
Staff
9.2/10
Value for money
8.2/10
Pros
Friendly staff
Clean rooms
Cons
Cold rooms
Poor breakfast selection
Guest reviews
based on 163 reviews
8.5/10
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