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THE OYSTER SMACK - Your Premium Stay in Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex
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About the Hotel
The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, CM0 8HR,
- Near the waterfront
Great
8.4
4.5
4-star coastal retreat in Burnham-on-Crouch
Amenities
The Oyster Smack offers a diverse experience with an
Rooms
Accommodations at The Oyster Smack include a variety of room types with modern furnishings. Each room has an
Location
Located in Burnham-on-Crouch, The Oyster Smack is steps away from the
Dining
The Oyster Smack features an
Entertainment
The Oyster Smack hosts regular events, including
Highlights
Location: Steps away from the waterfront
Dining: On-site restaurant serving local ingredients
Entertainment: Regular live music performances
Rooms: Views of the picturesque surroundings
“This establishment in Burnham-on-Crouch impresses with its accommodating staff and comfortable rooms, where daily housekeeping ensures a consistently pleasant stay. The on-site restaurant stands out for its well-executed meals, making it a convenient and satisfying choice for evening dining. Its proximity to river walks adds a welcome touch of local charm and exploration.”
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The Oyster Smack offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
- Classic Double Room2 persons12 m²1 Double bedHeatingShowerroom details
- Deluxe Double Room2 persons16 m²1 King-size bedHeatingShowerroom details
- Superior Double Room2 persons25 m²1 King-size bed and 1 Sofa bedHeatingShowerroom details
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Facilities
The Oyster Smack offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
General
- No smoking on site
- Wi-Fi
- Parking
- Pets allowed
- 24-hour security
- Smoke detectors
- Fire extinguishers
Guest Parking
- Electric kettle
Services
- Welcome drink
Dining
- In-room breakfast
- Restaurant
- Bar/ Lounge area
- Special diet menus
Children
- Cots
- Children's menu
Room features
- Heating
Bathroom
- Free toiletries
Self-catering
- Electric kettle
Media
- Flat-screen TV
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Dining Onsite
The Oyster Smack Inn offers a delightful dining experience with a focus on British cuisine crafted from seasonal produce. With an atmosphere that caters to families, couples, and everyone in between, guests can enjoy a varied menu complemented by a cozy bar setting.
Location
The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, CM0 8HR,
Explore Burnham-on-Crouch
Local Highlights
Riverside Park
7 minutes' walk
Scenic park with walking trails, picnic areas, and children's play spaces. Perfect for family outings or a leisurely stroll.
Mangapps Railway Museum
5 minutes' drive
Museum showcasing vintage trains and interactive exhibits. Offers a unique insight into railway history with special events throughout the year.
Wallasea Island
49 minutes' drive
Site for coastal wildlife conservation with scenic walking routes. Great for birdwatching and enjoying natural landscapes.
Waterfront Walk
13 minutes' walk
Leisurely waterside stroll ideal for families and couples, featuring beautiful views and spots to relax.
Thrillseekers Adventure Park
5 minutes' drive
Adventurous park offering go-karting and laser tag. A fun-filled experience for thrill-seekers of all ages.
Ground Coffee House
7 minutes' walk
Charming café specializing in organic coffee and artisan pastries. A relaxing spot perfect for solo travelers or friends.
Mehek Indian Restaurant
3 minutes' walk
Authentic Indian cuisine in a cozy setting. Popular for flavorful dishes and vegetarian options. Reservations recommended.
The Polash
5 minutes' walk
Casual dining with a menu featuring Indian favorites. Friendly atmosphere with takeaway options and gluten-free choices.
Sgt. Pepper's
5 minutes' walk
Lively bar and eatery with live music. Known for gourmet burgers and craft beers, making it a popular spot for evening outings.
Harbour Antiques and Georgian Tea Garden
5 minutes' walk
Charming tea garden offering a selection of teas and homemade cakes. Great for afternoon relaxation with family or friends.
Local Live Music Events
5 minutes' walk
Various venues near the hotel host regular live music nights, providing entertainment for all ages, from jazz to pop.
Getting around
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 14:00-21:00
Check-out
from 09:00-11:00
Guest Parking
Private parking is possible on site for free.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Breakfast
You can start your day with a full breakfast, which costs GBP8.95 per person per day.
Pets
Pets are allowed on request.
Number of rooms:
10
Reviews and Ratings
Feedback about The Oyster Smack from previous guests about their experience.
Pros
Friendly staff
Clean rooms
Cons
Cold rooms
Poor breakfast selection
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